story: “There's a Man in the Habit of Hitting Me on the Head with an Umbrella" author: Fernando Sorrentino year: 1970 where: the Ikea kitchen table note: A must-read. a line: “All he does is hit me. He accompanies me in all my acts--even the most intimate ones. I remember, in the beginning, that the blows kept … Continue reading 300 short stories: story 294